I am not a knight
There'll be no Camelot
Now I'm wearing New Balance
And shorts with white socks

M I D D L E A G E
He's middle aged

Things are really awful
I fear they’re getting worse
Arrived in a vagina
I’m leaving in a hearse

(That’s not as good right?
I think so.
You’re asking the wrong gay!)

I used to have vigor
Hope and beauty
Ran through me

Now I’m but an echo
Dressed in nostalgia
And ennui

M I D D L E A G E
He's middle aged

I am not a knight
There'll be no Camelot
Now I'm wearing New Balance
And shorts with white socks, socks, socks

(Wow, that's low.
Thank you
I didn't know you could go that low
Neither did I
You can't get back up can you?
Absolutely not)

M I D D L E A G E
He's middle aged